THE HELL THE HECK JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just experienced something so outrageous that my mind are officially fried. {Seriously|Honestly, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justimagine this? Or is the universe actually losing its marbles? This {whole thing|occurrence just feels like a terrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. What The Fuck Are You Going on About?